Things I don’t care about

  • The Olympics – They bore me to tears. I will watch Olympic hockey, but that’s it. I’d rather watch British Parliament on CSPAN2.
  • The Jackson Family – Yeah, can’t work up a shit to give.
  • Kristen Stewart / Robert Pattenson – Well, at least we know how Kristen continues to get work, because she surely can’t act.
  • Snooki / Anyone from The Jersey Shore – Do I even have to explain this?
  • Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes – 
  • Chick-Fil-A – The owner may be an ass, but I’ll be damned if the food isn’t all sorts of awesome.
I’m sure I’ll come up with more, but that’s it for now.